Major Players in 'The Bosom'

Ashleigh Van Der Sod (The Bosom) - After getting an experimental boob jobfor her 24th birthday, an unfortunate shipping mix-up resulted in Ashleigh getting a highly experimental substance implanted that gives her ridiculous control over her boobs.

Genie Cooper - Ashleigh's BFF. Very bright, sometimes overprotective, and a tad overzealous. Studies automated control and electronics at the local college, and has adapted fairly well to using her skills to make her best friend's boobs do weird things.

Ungh Van der Sod - Ashleigh's older brother. A giant among men, literally, with a thriving marijuana business. Has vague memories of not being high sometime in 2015.

Octavian Cooper - Genie's dad, owns a trailer business called Camps-a-Lots. Kind, well-meaning, but often clueless. Has never quite figured out why his wife ran off to join a lesbian coven in California.

Dr Parker Moraliss - Head of the Amoral Science Systems Laboratory (ASSLeb). Not necessarily evil, but flirts with the idea occasionally in a quest for progress unburdened by principle.

Dr Janet Quimbush - Head of R&D at ASSLab. Smart, clever, and decidedly ambivalent about the state of the world in general and the state of Parker's mind in particular. A connoisseur of chemical substances and classical music.

Expo - a primate with experimental tissue grafted to his brain. Talks far too much, loves game shows and video games. Actually fairly bright, but has the social skills of a cheese puff.

Ralph - an enhanced rabbit with a crush on Velma from Scooby Doo and a knack for good coffee. Tolerates Expo and helps look after the ASSLab facilities in Mississippi.

Ath - A shadowy figure from a distance place that may or may not be important later. You may find out, or not.